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The reason things are contradictory, stupid, and evil in this dimension/universe is because this is one level of hell. It's meant to be exactly like the way it is, for demons to have a home and a voice, a place where they can fuck things up, hence why they have dominion here, including in your dreams (sleep paralysis). Nature is the Devil's church, this realm is a sort of heaven for demons.